Kelso: Beauty pageant, here we come! [engine splutters]
Fez: Aw, you ran out of gas, you idiot.
Jackie: You forgot to get gas?
Kelso: God, Jackie, someone had to hem your outfit for the clog dance.
Jackie: Michael, I told you, I'm not doing a clog dance! God, your stupid van has ruined my life!
Kelso: Your life? What about my life?
Jackie: What about your life?
Kelso: Jackie, we are a team. And part of being a team is that you have to do exactly what I tell you. You know, Jackie, there is no "U" in "teamwork"! [storms out]