Eric: The Bradys were such a nice family. I bet Mr. Brady never grew to hate Marcia. But then again, Marcia wasn't so whorey.
Laurie: [sobs] No, she really wasn't.
Eric: What? No. Come on. This is our thing. You love this. I'm mean to you. You're mean to me. So, come on, hit me.
Laurie: Sorry. I can't. Not today.