Quote from Red in Eric Gets Suspended
Eric: What a lesson I have learned. Can I go? Red: Sure. Right after you smoke this entire pack of cigarettes. Laurie: Yay, Daddy! Ooh, tear off the filters. Eric: Dad, you can't be serious. Red: Have I ever not been serious? Eric: Dad, I'm telling you the truth. Okay, you have to take my word for it. I don't smoke. Red: Your word, huh? Eric: It's all a man has. Kitty: Well, now that's nice. Red: What a load of crap. Light up!