Red: You got suspended, pal. How do you think your college interviews are gonna go?
[fantasy: Eric sits in a room with a college recruiter:]
Red: [v.o] Well, looks like we have a model student here. Excellent grades, secretary-treasurer of the AV Club. Uh-oh, what's this? You were suspended?
Kitty: [v.o.] Yes, sir, for smoking. [coughs]
Red: [v.o] Well, we can't have a loser like you at our school. I'm sorry to say, you're not Princeton material, dumb-ass.
Kitty: [v.o.] Oh, if only... [coughs]... I'd listened... [coughs]... to my mother. [coughs up something] Sorry.