Hyde: Hey, man. What do you say we help that chick find her top?
Kelso: Nah. I gotta stay here with the old balls and chains.
Hyde: You know, Kelso, did you ever think about being honest with them? Maybe they won't be mad. Maybe they'll like the idea of sharing you.
Kelso: Man, that'd be great, huh? You think they'd go for that? 'Cause that's been... [laughs] Oh, no. You're trying to set me up, Hyde.
Hyde: You never know if you don't try, man.
Kelso: Are you serious? Be serious, 'cause this is serious. This has been a dream of mine since I was a kid and saw The Parent Trap.
Hyde: There you go.