Kelso: Yeah, baby. You and me are going places.
[fantasy: Kelso is in the arms of two attractive women as Paul Anka and Lyle Waggoner sit next to him:]
Paul Anka: [sings] Having my baby It's another way of saying how much I love you Having my baby
Kelso: Yeah! Paul Anka. Man, you kick some serious musical ass.
Paul Anka: Thank you, Kelso.
Kelso: Man, I knew once I got my van, I'd be having some bitching Hollywood parties.
Lyle Waggoner: Right on, Kelso. I love the van. It's a real Lyle Waggoner place to be.
Paul Anka: Yeah, yeah... With a ride like this, you must get a butt-load of ladies.
Kelso: [laughs] Actually, Paul, I'm just with Jackie at the moment.
Paul Anka: Just Jackie? [chuckles] What are you, an idiot?
Kelso: Well, Lyle, Paul... I know that a fine machine like this would... Well, snag me lots of pelt... But I love Jackie... And a real man can deny his man instincts.