Kelso Quote #101
Quote from Kelso in Red's Last Day
Kelso: Yeah, baby. You and me are going places.
[fantasy: Kelso is in the arms of two attractive women as Paul Anka and Lyle Waggoner sit next to him:]
Paul Anka: [sings] Having my baby It's another way of saying how much I love you Having my baby
Kelso: Yeah! Paul Anka. Man, you kick some serious musical ass.
Paul Anka: Thank you, Kelso.
Kelso: Man, I knew once I got my van, I'd be having some bitching Hollywood parties.
Lyle Waggoner: Right on, Kelso. I love the van. It's a real Lyle Waggoner place to be.
Paul Anka: Yeah, yeah... With a ride like this, you must get a butt-load of ladies.
Kelso: [laughs] Actually, Paul, I'm just with Jackie at the moment.
Paul Anka: Just Jackie? [chuckles] What are you, an idiot?
Kelso: Well, Lyle, Paul... I know that a fine machine like this would... Well, snag me lots of pelt... But I love Jackie... And a real man can deny his man instincts.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red's Last Day’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, bring these guys a beer.
Eric: No, Dad, I'm supposed to take you home. Mom said so.
Red: Normally, you do what your mother says. Sometimes, you know... You're a dumbass. But mostly, you're a good kid.
Eric: Thank you, sir.
Red: But this is my last day of work... And I didn't get a party. I didn't get a gold watch. And I didn't get crap. So... Let's drink!
Quote from Bob
Bob: Wow, look at this piece of junk.
Kelso: This is my van.
Bob: [chuckles] Yeah? Well, you know, I had a Ford delivery van in high school. Yeah, it's a lot of fun till somebody gets preg... You got to be careful in this van, Kelso. You know what I mean?
Midge: An idiot would know what you mean.
Kelso: What do you mean?
Bob: Sell the van, kid.
Midge: What's that supposed to mean?
Bob: Oh, I'm happy.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Yeah, even the radio works. And all the doors... They open! And it's got brakes, too. I mean, can you believe this? I mean, my uncle, he just gave it to me. He gave it to me, for free!
Fez: That is insane. I would pay tens of dollars for this. [sniffs] Or not.
Hyde: Did he own a cat?
Kelso: Yeah. I'm getting an air freshener.
Eric: Yeah. Get a big one.
Kelso: Guys, guys, this thing is like a bedroom on wheels. No more, "Michael, the backseat's too small." "Michael, you're on my hair." "Michael, you're choking me." That's over.