Eric: So, I gotta go over to Donna's, get my going-away present. Man, she is, like, the world's worst gift giver. Remember that ugly sweater vest and that huge man ring? Now I gotta go get excited about some other lame thing. "Oh, wow, Donna, clown shoes. Thank you so much."
Fez: I wish I had a beautiful girl giving me clown shoes. Hell, I'd settle for a beautiful clown giving me girl shoes.
Kelso: I dated a clown once. But soon as I learned how to make those balloon animals, I dumped her.