Fenton: Is everything all right over... Oh, it's you.
Fez: Fenton.
Fenton: I'd shake your hand, but I'm afraid I'd catch some kind of third world herpe.
Fez: Well, that's fine, 'cause I wouldn't let you touch me with a 10-foot pole.
Fenton: Well, I wouldn't touch you with a 20-foot pole.
Fez: You don't even have a 20-foot pole.
Fenton: Maybe I'll go buy one just so I can't touch you with it.