Fez Quote #796

Quote from Fez in Gimme Shelter

Fenton: Is everything all right over... Oh, it's you.
Fez: Fenton.
Fenton: I'd shake your hand, but I'm afraid I'd catch some kind of third world herpe.
Fez: Well, that's fine, 'cause I wouldn't let you touch me with a 10-foot pole.
Fenton: Well, I wouldn't touch you with a 20-foot pole.
Fez: You don't even have a 20-foot pole.
Fenton: Maybe I'll go buy one just so I can't touch you with it.

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 ‘Gimme Shelter’ Quotes

Quote from Red

[As Fez and Kelso join Red and Kitty for breakfast, Fez grabs the last sausage]
Fez: Too slow, old man.
Kelso: Fez, if you're not polite, he's gonna figure out you're living here.
Red: You're living here?
Kelso: Oh, great. You blew it, Fez.
Kitty: Red, he has nowhere else to go.
Red: Well, know this, Pele... you gotta sleep sometime. And during the war, when they were sleeping, that's when I got them. [exits]
Kitty: That wasn't too bad. He called you Pele. He is a terrific soccer player.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: How's your neck, honey?
Donna: Oh, it still hurts.
Kitty: Come over here. I'm a nurse. I know what to do. [grabs pill bottle] Take two of these.
Donna: Are you sure this is for neck pain?
Kitty: Neck pain, headaches, bad days, they take the edge off of everything.

Quote from Kelso

Eric: Wait a second. This mean I'm the loser of the group now?
Kelso: You're the one that's still living with your mommy.
Eric: Man, you're still living with your mommy.
Kelso: Not for long. Me and Fez are looking for apartments. Then the only time I'll see my mom is when she's doing my laundry, cooking my meals, taking me to the dentist.