Hyde: Kelso, why did you pick us?
Kelso: Oh, great, now I feel awkward. Look, I picked them because I think they're gonna last longer than you.
Eric: What?
Donna: They just broke up and got back together.
Kelso: Well, at least they're doing something. What are you guys doing? You don't know, nobody knows. They're just a safer bet right now.
Jackie: Oh, my God. This is better than when he made us godparents. We win everything.
Hyde: Wow. Well, I don't really have a speech prepared but I just wanna thank you guys for sucking.
Kelso: Look, you guys, if I knock somebody else up you're totally on the list.