Quote from Kelso in On with the Show
Jackie: Hi, I'm Jackie Burkhart, and here's all the news you need to know. This just in. Slacks are out. So, ladies, shave those legs and put on a skirt. Up next, senior correspondent Michael Kelso joins me for a very exciting segment I like to call Slut or Not. Michael, welcome. Kelso: Hi, Jackie. Ladies. Jackie: Okay, let's get started. Marcy Cavanaugh. Kelso: Slut. Jackie: Susie Rice. Kelso: Slut. Angie: [to Donna] Mmm. Hey, could you zoom out a sec? Jackie: Ooh, Jenny Keene. Hyde: Partly slutty with a chance of severe sluttiness. [Angie runs on set and pulls down Kelso's pants] Kelso: Angie, what the hell? Angie: Burn? Kelso: Burn! [hugs Angela] Jackie: Well, there you have it, America, your first televised burn. Up next, a hard-hitting segment called Girls With Mustaches. Don't touch that dial, Sherry Papadakis.