Jackie: This is a nightmare. White suit with yellow belt! Okay, Jackie O couldn't even pull this off on Easter.
Instructor: Donna-san, you brought a friend?
Donna: Yes, sensei, this is Jackie.
Instructor: Welcome, Jackie-san. Now, today we'll be focusing on self-defense. Let's say someone is accosting you in a dark alley.
Jackie: Oh, that doesn't work for me. I'd never be in an alley 'cause I'm not poor. And even if I was ever in an alley, I'd have a boy with me to protect me.
Donna: Jackie, you're not always gonna be with a guy. You're not with one now. [off Jackie's look] And, no, I don't count.
Instructor: An assault can happen anywhere, Jackie-san. The point is, someone wants to do you harm.
Jackie: But they don't. All right, maybe someone would follow these other women to do them harm, but when people follow me, it's to ask me where I get my hair done or to just give me presents.
Donna: That's true. I've seen it.
Jackie: Yeah.