Quote from Eric in Can't You Hear Me Knocking
Jackie: Oh, my God, there was a pack of wild dogs loose. I had to climb to the top of this giant thing to get away from them. [sighs] Donna: That was me. Fez: Dogs, huh? Donna: What did you do? Eric: Nothing. We... Kelso thought there was a death ray, so we called the White House, and the Feds came, but... [sighs] It was just a vacuum. Donna: Okay, I'm cutting you guys off. Where's your stash? Kelso: It's all gone, man.