Hyde: Kelso. Maybe you shouldn't be asking what he did, you should be asking what you did to let it happen.
Jackie: Or what you didn't do. You know, maybe you just lost your mojo.
Kelso: Look, a guy can't just lose his mojo, okay? Can he?
Hyde: Well, when was the last time you made out with two girls at once?
Kelso: Well, that was... Oh, no. I can't remember.
Eric: Kissed four different girls in the same day?
Kelso: I don't know! You guys, I might have lost my mojo.
Fez: And I got it. I got your mojo. Which reminds me, I also have your yo-yo, so...
Kelso: You know what? I want them both back. Now, how can I lose a girl to you? You don't even speak English.
Fez: Well, Kelso, look at the bright side. Danielle is a wonderful girl who likes me better than you.
Kelso: Why is that the bright side?
Fez: Because... [operatic singing] Burn!