Bob: Hey, Red. Eric told me you and Kitty are having a little trouble in the old hee-hoo department.
Red: You told Bob? Are you out of your puny mind?
Eric: Look, you have to work this stuff out with Mom. She hasn't fed us in three days. Dad, I can't afford not to eat. Yesterday, I ate a raisin off the floor. I'm not even sure if it was really a raisin.