Kitty: So, Steven, your first day at work.
Hyde: I don't know how much longer I'm gonna be working there. I was getting a cup of coffee today, this guy walks up to me and says, "Working hard or hardly working?" I threw my powdered milk at him.
Eric: See, that's what I'm looking forward to about being an artist. Loving my job. And don't get me wrong, it can be torture waiting for inspiration to strike. But it's nice, because that gives me time to go bowling.
Red: Did you secure that statue of Bob yet?
Eric: I didn't. But I could give you an artist's rendering of what that might look like.
Red: You're gonna end up selling women's shoes.