Hyde: Hey, let me ask you guys a question about my dad.
Eric: Shoot.
Hyde: How often are you supposed to talk to the man who impregnated your mom before she married the man you thought was your father?
Eric: Um, I could check with some folks in Kentucky and get back to you.
Fez: I could give you the number of some first cousins who got married.
Hyde: Thanks, man, I don't really wanna talk to your parents.
Fez: Ah, good burn.