Donna: You know, I just don't believe that you've changed this much. For example, what would you do if I were to lean way over like this?
Fez: What are you doing? Grab it, man.
Kelso: I can't. I respect women now. Listen, what am I gonna do?
Hyde: It's no big deal, man. You can just never have sex again.
Kelso: With this body? All right. People would riot in the streets.
Donna: You know, you could engage in a meaningful relationship.
Kelso: What... Donna, this is no time for your feminist mumbo-jumbo.
Jackie: Okay, wait, you guys, he doesn't wanna change. He wants to feel like he's respecting women while still acting like a shallow creep.
Kelso: You know, you've always gotten me, Jackie.