Kelso: [on the phone] Hello? Brooke, it's me. Did you have the baby yet? No? Are you sure? Okay, well, I'm in the kitchen now, so... No, it's the same number, but I'm in the kitchen, so when you call... No, you just gotta think, "Kitchen, kitchen, kitchen." Okay. [hangs up]
Fez: This is so exciting. Yeah. You're going to be a father, and I'm going to be all alone. My clock is ticking.
Kelso: I just don't want to screw this thing up, you know? When that kid opens his eyes, I want his daddy, who loves him, to be the first thing he sees. Plus, I don't want him to get switched at birth with one of those babies that doesn't speak English.