Kitty: I am so glad you're back. I felt horrible letting you go off without any leftovers.
William Barnett: It's nice meeting you, Red. And you're right. You have raised some fine young men.
[Eric is naked as he walks in, using a sign which reads "No Means No" to cover his private parts. He has "Pig" written across his forehead and "No Means No" on his chest]
Red: Yeah, I'm real proud of them.
Eric: They stole all my clothes.
Kitty: Who?
Eric: The angry mob of feminists.
William Barnett: Man, look at you. They even shaved off all your body hair.
Eric: Yes. Yes, they did.