Kitty: I know something very interesting about someone we know very well.
Red: No, no. None of your supermarket gossip. If half of what you say is true, everybody in this town would have VD.
Kitty: Well, I was going over Steven's file when he was at the hospital, and you know his father?
Red: I believe I had the pleasure of him writing me a hot check. Of course, in his defense, he was drunk.
Kitty: Well, according to Steven's birth certificate, that's not his father. This is so exciting. [laughs] Steven has a different father that he doesn't know about. Maybe a nice father, maybe a sober father. Well, we don't want him to be entirely sober. You know how those people are.