Quote from Fez in Going Mobile
Hyde: So, let's just do rock, paper, scissors, see who the best man is, all right? Fez: No, no, no, no. I hate that game. I always lose. Hyde: 'Cause you always pick rock. Fez: That's because nothing beats rock. Hyde: Paper beats rock. Those are the rules. Fez: Eh, not buying it. Hyde: Fine. We'll play a new game. How about cockroach, foot, nuclear bomb? Foot squashes cockroach. Nuclear bomb... Pow! ...blows up foot. And cockroach survives nuclear bomb. Fez: Oh, that's great. I'll be nuclear bomb. Nothing beats nuclear bomb. Hyde: I just told you, cockroach beats nuclear bomb. Fez: Oh, we'll see about that.