Mitch: What are you doing here? I don't want to fight you. I was just trying to act tough so I can get my self-respect back.
Eric: By threatening me?
Mitch: It's okay. It's okay. I've got a way out of this that'll make us both look good. We'll tell everyone that we worked it out like gentlemen, and now we're the best of friends.
Eric: What? No. Mitch, look, Donna was really nice to you, and you humiliated her. I can't let you treat people like that. Today I'm... I'm standing up for all humanity.
Mitch: Would you do it for a 1968 G.I. Joe Desert Rat edition with the original mess kit?
Eric: [chuckles] Please. I have three of those.
Mitch: The French version?
Eric: G.I. Jacques. It does exist.
Mitch: We got a deal?
Eric: Well, I'm afraid there's not gonna be a fight here. Guys, we worked out our differences, and basically, he's a really great guy. [Mitch clucks behind Eric] Donna, he's doing the chicken thing behind me right now?
Donna: Yeah. He's really good at it.
Mitch: That's not the only thing I'm good at, cherry pie.
Eric: All right, that's it. You're dead.
Mitch: Start the car, Mom! Start the car!