Fez: What's the big deal? Bob and Pam are those who want to do what comes naturally to everybody except me. So, I say, why can't they get any?
Donna: You know, Pam wants to be with my dad now, but what happens when someone else comes along? I wouldn't care so much if I could just, you know, test her with a hotter guy and see if she falls for him.
Eric: Because I love you... I'll do it.
Hyde: Why would you do it? This is a man's job. Don't wait up for me, baby.
Donna: No, it has to be someone her type.
Jackie: Well, I know from our time in Mexico that she has a weakness for young, dark-skinned guys.
Fez: Well, I guess I can ask around.