Brooke: So I can't believe the Police Academy caught fire. What happened?
Kelso: Huge mystery. Like, what part of the cow is the hot dog?
Hyde: Maybe Kelso's just too traumatized to remember. I think he needs help filling in the blanks, like... "The fire was started with a 'blank' gun "by a 'blanking' idiot named 'blank'-O."
Kelso: Hey, Brooke, could you wait outside for a minute? Mrs. Forman has this rule that there's only... One, two, three, four... Five people in the kitchen at one time.
Brooke: Well, there are five people here.
Kelso: That's why you need to leave.
Brooke: But you said no more than five.
Kelso: Right.
Brooke: But I'm number five.
Kelso: Exactly.
Brooke: So I'll just wait outside, then?
Kelso: Attagirl.