Suzy Simpson: Michael. We got issued our cop sunglasses. I've been using them to scare the crap out of civilians all day. [to Fez] Drop the records, punk!
Fez: I wasn't stealing them. Yes, I was.
Kelso: Fez, this is Suzy Simpson. She and I are training to be cops.
Fez: Oh, if there's more like you at the Police Academy, that Academy deserves an award.
Suzy Simpson: Academy Award, that's funny. [punches Fez's arm]
Kelso: Yeah, Simpson's wanted to be a cop for, like, forever.
Suzy Simpson: Yeah, it's because of the weapons, mostly. I love things that make a lot of noise. Guns and boys.
Fez: Well, then, load me up, baby, 'cause I'm ready to go bang.
Suzy Simpson: Well, I'd better go. I've gotta stop at the candy store.
Kelso: All right.
Fez: Wait. You like candy?
Suzy Simpson: Yeah. I'm out of Good & Plenty. It says on the box that there's plenty, but...
Both: ...it's never enough. Jinx! One, two, three, four, five, you owe me a Coke! [Suzy exits]
Fez: That is the woman I've been searching for my whole life.
Kelso: Hey, do you want me to see if she likes you?
Fez: Kelso, we've been down that road. Just give me her address, some binoculars, and I'll handle the rest myself.