Fez: I'm sorry about what I did to that poor bunny. I guess my gun really had a "hare" trigger, huh? Too soon? Yes, too soon. Well, I apologize for ruining our first date.
Suzy Simpson: Our first date? No, I was there on a date with Michael.
Fez: What? No, no, he told me we were on a date.
Suzy Simpson: He told me we were on a date.
Fez: You and me "we," or he and you "we"?
Suzy Simpson: I think one of us has been lied to. And the other one, too!
Fez: Well, then, you should be very angry, which means... I am, too!
Kelso: Hey, why don't you two kiss and make up?
Suzy Simpson: Michael, what kind of game are you playing, inviting me on a date that wasn't with you?
Fez: Yeah, I second that, but about her, and add, "You son of a bitch!"
Kelso: Okay, look, I have a really good explanation for this. But I left it at home. [runs out]