Officer Kennedy: Okay. Well, this kid seems to be harmless, but since you're training, why don't you frisk him anyway? [Kelso frisks Fez]
Fez: Oh, sure, frisk the foreign guy. The color of my skin is not a crime!
Kelso: [frog ribbits] Why do you have a frog in your pocket?
Fez: It's a surprise for the ladies.
Kelso: Oh, he peed on me! That's resisting arrest.
Fez: Well, then I'm about to resist arrest, too.