Kelso: Okay. Where's my cop car? [Fez and Hyde shrug] You know what? I'm gonna count to three. And before I'm done, you'd better tell me where it is. One, two... Two-and-a-half.
Hyde: Three.
Kelso: No, you can't say "three". That's not how it works.
Fez: Did my frog know how it worked when he saw that tire coming? His tiny green life flashing before his eyes?
Kelso: Guys, come on, you can't just take somebody's car without asking permission. And especially since I... kind of took it without asking permission.
Hyde: What?
Fez: You stoled it?
Kelso: I was supposed to be watching it while my training officer got a haircut. Guys, they're gonna have my paper badge for this.