Quote from Kelso in We're Not Gonna Take It
Kelso: Eric, give it up. I'm not gonna be able to do this. Eric: Hey. Now that's not the Kelso I know. A lot of people said you couldn't fit 73 cherry bombs into a toilet, and who proved them wrong? Kelso: I did. Eric: That's right, and a lot of people said you couldn't make out with both of the Ziegler twins in the same night, and who proved them wrong? Kelso: I did. And I also brushed their mom's boob at a bake sale, so actually, it was a three-fer. Eric: Exactly. You are Michael Kelso, right? You make the impossible happen.