Quote from Kitty in We're Not Gonna Take It
Kitty: Oh, it's a present. Oh, it's a wedding present from Aunt Martha. Red: You told her about the marriage? We agreed never to speak of this evil to anyone. Kitty: Well, I had to tell a few people, because I never thought I'd be able to say, "Laurie got married" without adding, "And the baby came early."