Kitty: Ooh, look at the paper sparkle. I wonder what it is.
Red: Well, keep wondering, 'cause this package is going right back.
Laurie: But Daddy!
Fez: But Daddy.
Kitty: No, no, I am just curious. Aunt Martha's well-to-do, so you have to figure it's a pretty nice present. Don't you wanna just peek?
Red: No, I wanna go to the courthouse. Now get moving. Whatever's in this package might make you happy for a day, but a divorce is a gift that lasts a lifetime.