Quote from Fez in I'm Free
[circle:] Jackie: Well, Fez, congratulations on your green card. But remember, this is America, and you still look foreign, so don't expect to be treated equally. Fez: Well, I'm going to become America's sexiest singing cowboy. Howdy, ladies. Meet Pepe. Kelso: You know, what's going on with Brooke really hurts, but I think in a couple days when I start to heal, I'm gonna be really psyched that Donna let me squeeze her ass. I mean, even now, I'm reflecting upon how soft it was. Agent Armstrong: So what kind of chance do you think I have with the blonde?