Kitty: Oh, honey, you look terrible.
Fez: Oh, you don't look so hot yourself, sister.
Kitty: I beg your pardon.
Fez: Red made me sleep in the basement, and every time I started to fall asleep, Hyde would put a Popsicle on my neck. [sits down]
Laurie: That's my daddy's chair.
Fez: "That's my daddy's chair."
Eric: Fez, look, man, you gotta start kissing Red's butt a little, or he's gonna make sure you get deported.
Fez: He should be kissing my butt for taking his trashy daughter off his hands.
Laurie: I'm not that trashy. I won't sleep with you.
Fez: Oh, zip it, Jezebel.