Eric: Wait, Dad, look. I stayed home from college to take care of you and Mom in your hour of need. Okay, you owe me.
Red: That is just like a woman to bring that up.
Kitty: You know, Laurie could get in a lot of trouble, too.
Red: What kind of trouble?
Eric: Big trouble, dad. She could go to jail... Or back to jail. Well, come on. It's like... Where has she been for the past two years?