Brooke: You wanna check something out?
Eric: No. Uh, is there someone else that can help me? Like a man.
Brooke: So, you wanna check out those Playboys, or not?
Eric: Okay, fine. I'm a man. I would like these Playboys.
Brooke: Well, you can't have them. I want you to get in your car, buy some flowers, give them to Donna, and thank God an actual live woman lets you touch her.
Eric: Yes, ma'am.