Kitty: How can you just give in and let Eric leave home? He has defied you over and over. He's a- a lying, cheating, conniving liar and I won't let you send my precious baby boy away!
Red: Kitty, my mind is made up. And, Eric, we're gonna pay for your college too.
Eric: Really? Dad, l-I don't know what to say to you, except... you're great! [hugs Red]
Red: That's all right, son. We don't do that here.
Kitty: Okay. Well. Well, this is nice. Since we're all happy, Eric doesn't have to leave three months early. He can go to school in the fall like everyone else. We can take a pottery class!
Red: No, Kitty, he's leaving. No pottery class, no mother-son dancing lessons, no trying out for Family Feud. But this deal is only good if you stay focused. If you do something stupid, like get Donna pregnant, you're on your own.
Donna: Then I guess this is a bad time to give you the news. I'm kidding! I'm just so giddy!