Eric: Lance Crawford? Mom!
Lance: Hello, Eric. Your father and I were just discussing how unrealistically space travel is portrayed in Star Wars.
Eric: It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Look, you either buy it or you don't.
Kitty: What a lively conversation. [laughs] I'll get some sodas.
Eric: No, please. Allow me. Why don't you stay here and chat with Mr. Unrealistic Space Travel.
Lance: Yes, I'd love to explain the practical impossibility of the so-called light saber.
Eric: You son of a bi-