Nina: Fez, we need to talk.
Kelso: Hey! He might not be from this country but he's beautiful, damn it!
Fez: Nina, our relationship is over. My self-respect demands it, and there's nothing you can say to make me change my mind.
Nina: Fez, my parents are jerks. I wanna get back at them by doing it with you on their bed.
Fez: Except that. Thanks, Kelso.