Eric: I'm sorry. Okay, I shouldn't have told you I was at Fez's.
Red: [exhales] Do you ever think about what you're doing with your life?
Eric: Hey, Dad. It's my life, okay? I'm grown up now.
Red: Grown up? Well, you sure say that a lot, so it must be true. Let me try it. Hey, everybody. I'm Mr. Rogers. But wait, I'm not wearing a sweater. And I'm about to kick your ass. Maybe it doesn't work. Maybe you're just an immature piss-ant who still lies to his parents.