Quote from Kitty in The Girl I Love
Kitty: Okay, now. These are called after-dinner conversation cards. Let's try one. [laughs] "If you were a bird, where would you fly?" Donna? Donna: Um, south? I don't know, I'm nervous. I feel like I'm on Jeopardy!. Eric: If I were a bird, I'd fly to Laser Floyd. Kelso: I'd fly to Tahiti, 'cause the girls there don't wear tops! Wait, but then I'd want to change back to myself because no lady wants to make it with a bird. Wait, can I be a monkey? Kitty: Okay. Nina. Nina: I'd fly to my favorite place, the D.M.V.. Fez: I was just going to say that. Kitty: Red, we haven't heard a peep out of you. Red: If I was a bird, I'd fly into a ceiling fan.