Nina: Fingerprinting is one of the most important jobs at the D.M.V., Fez. It helps make our customers feel like common criminals. [Fez giggles] See? Firm but gentle. Repeat that: firm but gentle.
Fez: Fir- but ge-ge-
Nina: Your hands are strong. But your right hand's much stronger than your left. Why is that?
Fez: Um... I am a sword fighter.
Nina: You fence?
Fez: Touché.
Nina: You know, I'm- I'm sorry if I'm a little short-tempered with you sometimes. It's just, well, when I see you, I just... [kisses Fez] No. No, I can't.
Fez: But- But I am all atwitter.
Nina: No. No. I'm sorry. I just can't. And no one can know about this.
[As Nina walks out of the room, she has Fez's inky hand prints across her butt cheeks]