Kelso: Okay, Hyde, I feel really bad, and I shouldn't have shot you. And I think that I might've done it on purpose, 'cause I'm not okay with you and Jackie and I don't know if I ever will be. But I'm almost positive that I'll never, ever shoot you again. But the only way to be sure is for you to shoot me. I've always responded really well to corporal punishment. So, here. Do it. Shoot me.
Hyde: This is like Old Yeller.
Kelso: Come on, man. Just do it. Right here. It's the only way.
Hyde: Okay.
[When Kelso turns around, Hyde lifts up his eye patch and smiles]
Kelso: You lied! [BB gun fires] You're dead, man!