Kitty: Eric, I'm sure she's not abandoning Steven, she's his mother.
Eric: Mom, her exact words were "I know I'm your mother, but I'm abandoning you, Steven."
Kitty: Now, that doesn't sound very good. No, sirree. Red?
Red: [clears throat] Look, Eric. You know I'd love to help Steven. I'm a giver. But you can't squeeze blood from a stone, son.
Kitty: You know, we could just pop over there just to check up on him.
Red: No, I'm not going over there. That's final. I am not Santa Claus.
Kitty: Well, thank God you're not Santa Claus, Red. You scare the hell out of children.