Kelso: Oh, hey, look, Jackie, it's my friends. Eric, Donna, and Fez. Yep, that's all my friends.
Hyde: Kelso, if you have something to say to me, why don't you just say it?
Kelso: Oh, no. Oh, no. I think you have something to say to me. And I'm gonna be right over here when you're ready.
Eric: All right, all right, this is stupid. Hyde, just apologize already.
Hyde: Forman, it's not my fault.
Donna: Well, whatever, he thinks it is.
Kelso: It is. You made me fall off the water tower.
Hyde: How? Did I push you?
Kelso: Well, no, but-
Hyde: Did I make the railing slippery?
Kelso: No.
Hyde: Then how is it my fault?
Kelso: Because... you didn't like my artwork. And you don't respect me, and you laugh at me and you're inconsiderate of my feelings.
Hyde: Kelso, no offense, but you sound like a chick.
Kelso: Wh- Man, I do!