Jackie: Hyde is such a jerk. This is all his fault.
Kelso: Whoa. What are you talking about?
Jackie: Who said the pot leaf wasn't good enough?
Kelso: Hyde did.
Jackie: And who said you should lean out further?
Kelso: Hyde did.
Jackie: So, who made you fall off the water tower?
Kelso: No, no, no. Wait, Jackie, that's crazy. Hyde's like my best friend.
Jackie: No, no, no. Brian Piccolo and Gayle Sayers were best friends.
Kelso: Brian's Song. I love that movie.
Jackie: See, Michael, Gayle held Brian's hand and cried and gave him sips of cool water in his hospital bed.
Kelso: Yeah.
Jackie: So where are you now?
Kelso: In a hospital bed.
Jackie: And where's Hyde?
Kelso: Well, he isn't giving me sips of cool water, that's for sure!