Fez: Okay, question number three: "Was the food service industry your first career choice?"
Edna Hyde: Heck, no, Fez. I always wanted to go into show biz. In fact, I was in the Tommy Bartlett water show at the Wisconsin Dells.
Fez: Yes, women water-skiing in bikinis. Very erotic.
Edna Hyde: Anyway, I was the top girl on the pyramid when they fired me for getting knocked up.
Hyde: Let me finish this one for you, Edna. Fez, this is the story where I ruin my mother's fabulous water skiing career.
Edna Hyde: Yeah, well, you did. They said a pregnant girl on water skis would make the audience nervous.
Fez: Not to mention, you were probably hideously fat.
Edna Hyde: Oh, no, no, no. I looked great. I kept my weight down by smoking.
Hyde: See, that's that maternal instinct kicking in again.
Edna Hyde: Yeah, you're damn right I'm maternal. I raised you alone.
Hyde: Alone? Hardly. There was "uncle" Chet, and "uncle" Larry and, oh, yeah, "uncle" hot tub Johnny.
Edna Hyde: I suppose I should've just become a nun when your father walked out on me.
Hyde: Hell, he must've been crazy to leave all this.
Edna Hyde: Always a smart ass, Steven. Just like your father.
Hyde: You know what? One thing he did do right: He left!
Edna Hyde: All right. That's right, Steven, just walk. Just like everyone else.
Fez: Okay, question number four: "Would you say you are a people person?"