Mr. Wilkinson: Okay, places everyone. Let's show them what we've got. Teeth and cleavage! Teeth and cleavage.
Fez: Well, that does it. Now I am mad. All they care about is themselves and their stupid, messed-up relationships. Boo-hoo, love hurts. Well they deserve it!
Red: Aw, geez, not another one.
[fantasy:]
Donna: Do we really have to go see that foreign boy sing?
Eric: I'm not going. I'm in too much pain from our breakup. Even though it was months ago, it still affects every part of my life. Me, me, me.
Kelso: No! Me, me, me.
Jackie: Wait. What about me, me, me?
Donna: Me!
Eric: Me!
Kelso: Me!
All: Me!