Quote from Bob in The Pill
Midge: Personally, I'm very proud to have a daughter who acted so mature and responsible. Bob: I'm her father. You should've told me, Midge. [Donna enters] Can you imagine how I felt standing there with Eric when the pharmacist handed me birth control pills? Donna: Eric knows? Thanks a lot, Dad! [grabs pills and leaves] Bob: You know, she and Eric are dating. Midge: All the more reason. Bob: Jeez. Midge: You'd rather she got pregnant? Bob: That is not gonna happen to Donna. Midge: It happened to us. Bob: Oh, sure, throw that in my face again.